Let’s see. I got the gays, pot, homeless people, Jesus, and people who like to swallow pencils. It’s news-o-rama!
- New York is a vote away from gay marriage.
- …while a federal court rules a California judge didn’t have to remove himself from that state’s Proposition 8 proceedings because he’s gay. Breaking: Chicks can no longer rule on anything involving, oh, I don’t know, bras.
- If only someone had asked George W. Bush this question.
- A victory for Wisconsin’s governor; not so much for unions.
- A city in Michigan says federal law trumps state law so it’s local ordinance against medical marijuana should stand. I think you have to be high to understand the logic of that argument.
- Get the hell out there and buy something, you fools!
- How to piss away 15 billion dollars.
- Making homelessness a criminal matter.
- How to get out of court: swallow a pencil.
- You know what Anthony Weiner’s problem is? He’s Jewish! If Weiner would turn to Jesus, Jesus would help him. But Jesus was a Jew, right? So wouldn’t Jesus …. oh, never mind.
- Oh, Hef. If this is true, this is awesome.
- A long-lost message from my favorite first lady, Abigail Adams. If you have never read Mrs. Adams’ Remember the Ladies letter to her husband, John, while he was attending the Continental Congress in Philadelphia, read it now. And fist pump Abigail, wherever she may be.
- Go away, evil balloon man.
