I have just returned from seeing my beloved husband perform at an open mic. My husband is delightful, and very funny. Not so funny is the woman who chose to talk about how funny a word labia is for five minutes. One takes the good with the bad. And so it is with news.
- Imagine you and I work together. We make widgets. We have a deadline to make 1000 widgets. There is a disagreement. You want an assembly line. I want each widget crafted by hand. I am not getting my way and refuse to compromise. So I pitch a fit, slit my wrists, paint the room in my blood, and crawl away, vowing to destroy you. This is what is happening in Washington.
- Throw enough shit at a wall…
- Google trouble.
- Whitey is coming home.
- Hiring freeze? What hiring freeze? Miami doesn’t freeze, you silly geese.
- Natural disaster fatigue?
- Now this is drunk.
- Justin Bieber is a cop-killer wannabee!
