One should never get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Not even if you’re know for doing generally reckless stuff. Now, let’s learn some other valuable lessons in today’s headlines.
- Don’t address your nation like a bunch of ophthalmologists.
- There’s no way you should let a shit company like Wal-mart walk all over you just because you’re a woman.
- Be sure to communicate with your significant other about any major decisions like those related to wars or troop withdrawals.
- Something you got to take care of you legislative business before enjoying any down time.
- Think before you speak, especially if your name is John McCain.
- Death can come suddenly.
- Make sure you have your priorities in the right order.
- Eventually it will catch up with you, you know what I’m talking about.
Go on and share some news or life lessons in the comments.
