Nerd News Roundup: Someone Dies This Issue!

My fellow Nerdmericans, this week I bring you news of lawsuits that verge on cheating. I bring you news of clothing for cats and superheroes alike. Unfortunately, I also bring you news of the death of a beloved figure and the untimely demise of a career barely started. But put down your Bat’leth, there’s no reason to commit Hegh’bat just yet. I also bring you news of new shows that will numb the pain. All these stories and more in this week’s NERD NEWS ROUNDUP!

Games

  • It is a bit shameful to get hacked by a group called Lulzsec. That’s just a “ks” away from Troll Porn.
  • Internet Inventor confirms video games are a Mass Media. You may now return to playing Bayonetta or Duke Nukem Forever.
  • Fine! Here’s Robin already! Can we get back to Catwoman as a playable character now?
  • Hey Micro$oft, just because they overrode your security to make their product work, you just can’t sue them you corporate monster.
  • Combat has Evolved to include Kinect support. How long before people are accidentally chucking Mountain Dew cans through their 42″ Plasma screens?

Comics

  • What would you do with 100 untraceable bullets and a Showtime subscription?
  • More Powers news: Detective Deena Pilgrim has been found.
  • Do you like Superheroes? Do you hate their costumes? Have I got the site for you!
  • Well, Spidey ultimately dies after all.
  • So they’ll all be rated M? Seriously, do they have anything that isn’t for mature audiences?
  • The Spirit of Vengence is a woman? The only real question is, “Why did it take so long?”

Movies

That’s it for this week, kids. If there are any topics that you feel are under represented, feel free to let me know in the comments.

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