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- Gabrielle Giffords goes home. Her fight is far from over.
- President Obama says the War Powers Act doesn’t apply to Libya. Congressional Republicans are pissed.
- Pakistan’s getting frosty, no?
- New York lawmakers still kicking around gay marriage. Interesting how a body riddled with corruption, a body choked with fiscal scandal and wasting taxpayer money, is debating what’s moral, isn’t it?
- The Weiner scale tips from stupid to sad.
- This is creepy.
- Still no Blago verdict.
- Jesus Christ. Involves maimed child and ferret.
- Here is your next terrible diet fad: inject yourself with pregnancy hormones and eat only 500 calories a day. What could go wrong?
- Real men, and/or Bob Seger, aren’t welcome in Coral Cables, Florida.