Officer Tommy Hanson wants you to open your mind for a thing like Inception; we found Zach Braff! He wasn’t lost in the dark dungeon of ABC Family; The Biebs to talk to The Oprah; Charlize to sell television a real battle axe; Hoo-hah! That is how you call Al Pacino, right? Continue reading
Mitt Romney enters the lioness den; Chelsea Handler forever; we all hate Daniel Tosh; Ditto for Donald Trump; Michael Bay you make us laugh and laugh; and hey, Lindsay Lohan get a chauffeur! Continue reading
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, dynamic duo of money hoarding and rich-shielding insanity have a momentous day and prep for Sunday’s news shows has just begun; Olympian Ryan Lochte wants into your living room after the Olympics are done; Russell Crowe’s facial hair the mark of success; Keira Knightley to scream and maybe fall down; Bill & Ted probably have mortgages; and NBC wants to Game your Throne their way. Continue reading
Warner Bros thinks it’s possible the Oscars don’t need any more nutty dreamscapes; Sony Pictures believes Die Hard is meant for summer; Jennifer Lawrence maybe finds a Woody Allen (Yikes); Lindsay Lohan sleeps into a movie role; Madonna and Elton, that is all. Continue reading
Firefly is still awesome; DirectTV customers feel the pain; Starz is a legitimate channel, vampire validation; Russell Crowe full of bite; Magic Mike again and again; Ed Helms had better not fail, we’re watching. Continue reading
It looks like we’re going to continue seeing how news teams handled the past while it’s the present for another season; Norman Bates will have pimples; Bristol Palin to talk about pimples and child rearing at bedtime; Ryan Reynolds’ suck streak continues; Stay at Schrute Farms, tell ’em Mose sent you, even if we can’t find him. Continue reading
Will Smith wants off the sequel ride…kinda; we still hate Michael Bay and so apparently do The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Strafe and roll with Splinter Cell; Ethan Hawke is truly a gossip; Matt Damon shaves his head and finds his tense face again; Django is still casting because that’s not at all scary.
Hey guys, I know it’s been like forever since we had a Caller, so here’s one to knock the dust off it. Continue reading
Lohan to probably wear Cleopatra headdress at some point; Sean Penn steps further away from Jeff Spicoli; Will Ferrell will fight your news team with one hand tied behind his back; Should The Office offer NBC a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate); Jennifer Lawrence will remain your “It” girl as long as she can; Franco has deep thoughts. Continue reading
Fox News continues to promote monsters; ABC perhaps doesn’t dole out their suck fairly; the star from Sparta arises; TLC needs a padded room; old grumpy dudes get hangovers; Netflix causes hilarious meltdowns in entertainment; Ryan Seacrest reflects on Dick Clark; Kimye is not Beyonce or something like that. Continue reading
Justin Timberlake is still acting or something; Showtime doesn’t want to win any awards; Kanye gets Middle Eastern; Random co-stars picked out of a hat, or a genius coupling; and Newt Gingrich wants to get pretty for you guys! Continue reading