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Going Retro NBA with the 1992 Finals Game One

A big reason why I love basketball so much is growing up in the 90s in suburban Chicago under the magic of Michael Jordan and the Bulls. One of my first memories growing up is my dad coming home from Montgomery Ward with a brand new Mitsubishi 46-inch TV and watching Game 1 of the 1992 NBA Finals, or more commonly known as “The Shrug” game.

We start off with a reminder of just how spoiled people were in the 90s. The NBA on the NBC was the pinnacle of sports broadcasting and it’s kind of painful to think of how crappy it’s become. The theme music! Let John Tesh course through your veins. Continue reading

NBA Western Conference Playoff Preview

It took just about all 82 games to figure out, but here he how the final seeding ended up for the Western Conference:

1. San Antonio Spurs

  • Last season: Lost to the Phoenix Suns in the Conference Semi-Finals
  • This season: Best start in franchise history and had the best record in the league until the very last game of the season. (The Bulls ended up 62-20 and the the Spurs ended up 61-21.) However the team lost six in a row this season for the first time since the Tim Duncan era.  The Big 3 of Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili spent much of the season healthy, but all suffered injuries toward the end of the season. Duncan missed 4 of the 6 games of the losing streak. Ginobili hyper-extended his elbow at the 2:14 mark of the first quarter of their season finale against Phoenix on Wednesday.

2. Los Angeles Lakers

  • Last season: NBA Champions
  • This season: Went 17-1 immediately following the All Star break, but then lost 5 in a row and barely beat out the Junior Varsity Spurs squad and needed overtime to beat the Sacramento Kings in their season finale.
  • Notes: I can’t help but wonder if the Lakers will be able to “turn it on” for the playoffs. One last match up with the Spurs on Tuesday, could be a potential Western Conference Final preview. However, the Spurs have the #1 seed locked up and Coach Gregg Popovich chose to rest his starters. Lost Andrew Bynum to a hyper-extended his surgically repaired knee in Tuesday’s game versus the Spurs. Bynum suffered a bone bruise and is expected to available for game one of the first round.

3. Dallas Mavericks

  • Last season: Lost to the San Antonio Spurs in the first round
  • This season: Re-signed Dirk Nowitzki after some speculation following the early and unexpected playoff exit at the end of the 2009-10 season. The Mavericks lost Caron Butler to a knee injury in early January and Coach Rick Carlisle says a first round return for Butler is highly unlikely. The Mavs have not beaten a Western Conference playoff team since January 19.
  • Notes: Despite being the third best team in the West, behind the Spurs who have been having a franchise season and the defending champions, it seems as though Mavs fans have given up on the post season. A recent article in the Dallas Star-Telegram pegs the Mavericks as “an aging team trying to slap together one last miracle run for Dirk Nowitzki.” Could it be true? A series of playoff runs in the 00s, including 2006 playoffs when they were up 2-0 on the Heat, shows the Mavericks as a team built only strong enough for the regular season. You know what they say, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

4. Oklahoma City Thunder

  • Last season: Lost to the Los Angeles Lakers in the first round
  • This season: The acquisition of Kendrick Perkins at the trade deadline seems to have given the Thunder the inside presence they were lacking. Despite the top 3 teams going through their own struggles, the Thunder have won 16 of their last 20 games. Proving that this young team is one that could cause problems for some of the older teams in the West. (Side note: After watching the All Star game, my roommate and I now randomly scream out “Durantula!” ) This team is scary as they are young and up and coming. They have a long time to be a powerhouse in the Western Conference.
  • Notes: Denver Nuggets Coach George Karl hopes to avoid the hot Thunder and play the Mavericks in the first round. The team has won 5 in a row and looks to make it 6 as they play the Milwaukee Bucks in tonight’s season finale.

5. Denver Nuggets

  • Last season: Lost to the Utah Jazz in the first round
  • This season: The team spent most of the season dealing with the “Carmelo drama.” Most people might have expected a complete collapse after losing their franchise player, but the Nuggets are 17-4 since the trade. The Nuggets and the Thunder are playing well going into the playoffs and whoever makes it to the second round will prove to be a tough opponent.

6. Portland Trailblazers

  • Last season: Lost to the Phonenix Suns in the first round
  • This season: LaMarcus Aldridge was probably the biggest All-Star snub this season. Despite having only Marcus Camby being the only player on the team with deep playoff experience, this team will be bothersome to the Dallas Mavericks in the first round. Do not be surprised if this is the team in the Western Conference to pull the upset.
  • (Side note: When was the last time Greg Oden did anything to be effective? Besides as a bench warmer? The man made $6.7 million this year doing nothing. I know, I know he’s injured, but he will always be one of those players we’ll wonder, “what if?”)

7. New Orleans Hornets

  • Last season: Did not qualify for the playoffs
  • This season: Started out just as hot as the Spurs with a 12-5 record through November, but went through at 7-9 slump in December and their play has been so-so ever since. A perennial favorite in the Western Conference since Chris Paul joined the team, this season has been slightly better than last.
  • Notes: Owner George Shinn gave up control of the team to the NBA shortly after the season started, leaving many to wonder if we’ll be looking at the Kansas City Hornets in a couple of seasons.

8. Memphis Grizzlies

  • Last season: Did not qualify for the playoffs
  • This season: Ended with a record of 46-36, improving 6 games in the win column from the 2009-10 season.
  • Notes: The Grizzles are 0-12 in the playoffs, having been swept by the Spurs, Suns and the Mavericks in the first round. After a four year absence in the playoffs, the Grizz are making a return. Even though they are the eighth seed, the Grizzles are not to be taken lightly this year. They split the season series with both the Spurs and the Lakers and won the series against the Mavericks, 3-1.

Here’s what I think will happen: Spurs, Lakers, Nuggets, Trailblazers make it out of the first round, though not without a fight. If any of these series go less than 6 games, I’ll be surprised. Trailblazers and Spurs in the Western Conference Finals and then the Spurs to play whoever comes out of the East. Could I be wrong about the Spurs? Sure, but as a life-long fan, I have to believe.

NBA Playoffs Preview: Eastern Conference

Apologies in advance to fans of Indiana Pacers, Atlanta Hawks and Philadelphia 76ers. Your teams are decent but aren’t worth talking about (remember these words when all three of them push their opponents to seven games).
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The Chicago Bulls: Unless you live under a rock there’s no question that this season’s biggest surprise has been the fantastic showing by the Chicago Bulls. After back-to-back .500 seasons and getting clowned by LeBron James and his crew of flunkies, the Bulls went out and pulled off one of the best Plan B’s in sports history. By pairing basketball-obsessed coach Tom Thibodeau with humble-bot Derrick Rose, the Bulls established a locker room where maximum effort was expected and defense a priority.
TV Analyst Ramblings:

  • It’s the Defense, Stupid: The Bulls have been #1 in defensive efficiency for the majority of the season. In the playoffs where the pace slows to a crawl and half-court offense reigns supreme, can the Bulls keep their rotations tight and continue to contest shots?
  • Bulls Bountiful Bigs Banging Boards: Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah have combined to miss over 60 games, but thanks to incredible depth the Bulls’ rebounding has not missed a beat. However, both starters are going to need to play much better offensively than they have in the past month in order for an extended playoff run.
  • The Man from Sudan: Luol Deng has been a much-maligend player for the duration of his Bulls tenure. He’s gone from overrated to underrated to overrated to now the second most important player on a possible title team. Deng is the only non-Rose player who can create his own shot, and his ability to play huge minutes while providing elite defense has been a major factor for Chicago’s success.
  • Do You Know Who This Kid Is?: Derrick Rose is good at basketball, to explain why would be futile.
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The Miami Heatles: Oh, LeBron James. Little did anyone know that your incredibly self-absorbed and idiotic “Decision” would have been the greatest thing to happen to the NBA since baggy shorts. Thanks to one person’s delusion that no one would be upset about taking a televised dump on the city of Cleveland, the NBA’s ratings have skyrocketed. In the post-Jordan era this has been one of the most successful seasons yet.
TV Analyst Ramblings:

  • In Miami, Basketball is 3-on-5: By now everyone knows about the incredible talent and production of the Heat’s 3 big stars. Bosh, Wade and James are not only incredibly gifted two-way players but they’re also efficient. The problem all season has been, what the hell happens when Miami faces a good defense that can take those 3 guys out of their element? The answer, not so much. The Heat have the worst bench in the league on a PPG basis, and thanks to salary cap constraints haven’t been able to find any impact players to pair with their stars.
  • Boys Don’t Cry: Miami’s struggles against elite teams has been well-documented. Other than sweeping the season series over the Lakers, they have not fared well against the league’s top teams. Even worse is that they seem to choke in every big game, and that the rest of the sports world seems to revel in their missteps. With two of the best closers in the game it was assumed Miami would handle crunch-time with ease, but it hasn’t been the case. Will the Heat actually run plays that work well (like say, a James/Wade pick and roll) or will they just keep forcing each guy to isolate every time?

 

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The Boston Celtics:  2008-2011 record before the All-Star game: 116-43. After the All-Star Game: 50-33. Injuries, age, trades and inconsistent play have put the Celtics on a roller-coaster ride for the past three seasons. They have ranged from the clear-cut best team in the league to a team that no one fears. A shocking deadline deal that sent starting center Kendrick Perkins to Oklahoma City has seemingly sent the team, famously close-knit, into a tailspin. But this is a veteran group that encountered similar struggles last year and almost won the title.
TV Analyst Ramblings

  • Rajon Rondo, defunct Alien Cyborg: While the media fixates on the Boston Three Party of Pierce, Garnett and Allen, the dirty little secret about Boston is that they live and die based on the play of Rajon Rondo. A late 1st round pick who wasn’t supposed to amount to much has turned into one of the game’s best passers and a strong defender. He also has a worse jumpshot than my dad is a gaping piece of shit, but that’s another story. His play since the All-Star break has noticeably dipped and without a rejuvenated Rondo don’t expect Boston to get very far.
  • Will Shaq See the Court?: 74 year old Shaquille O’Neal made another pit-stop on the “Fuck I gotta get more rings than Kobe before I retire” tour when he signed with Boston. It was actually a match made in heaven as he accepted a reserve role and gave the Celtics one of the deepest benches in the league. However, Shaq has only played 37 games this year and last week injured himself by walking down the court (no joke).

The New York Knicks: I’m going to just come out and say it, I hate the Knicks. They are annoying, their fans are annoying, the Garden is annoying, Spike Lee is annoying, the admiration people have for this franchise is annoying. They don’t play any defense, Carmelo Anthony is one of the more overrated stars in recent memory and Amar’e Stoudemire gets less rebounds on a per minute basis than a barstool.

That said, they’re incredibly fun to watch and there are few arenas in the NBA that can get as rowdy as MSG. Mike D’Antoni is a gifted offensive coach who apparently lost the part of the brain that tells you basketball is also about preventing the opponent from scoring. Knicks fans have been suffering for quite some time and I think I can live in an age where Isiah Thomas isn’t running the most valuable NBA franchise into the ground. Also, Walt Frazier is a gift from heaven, everyone should cherish him.

Predictions: Bulls, Heat, Celtics, Magic all make it to the 2nd round. Bulls and Heat square off in the Conference Finals, Miami wins in 7 games.

 

Crassballin’: Bracket Contest Standings Update

We’re already in the second third round of the NCAA tournament, so I thought I’d give you all a Crassballin’ update. Here’s the current Top 10 as of Saturday afternoon:

We had a total of 62 entries. Also, notice that 7 of the top 10 scorers so far are ladyfolk. Apparently you don’t actually need balls to dominate at Crassballin’. Continue reading

A Viewing Guide to Days 1 and 2 of the NCAAs

Assuming that you have access to cable TV destination truTV, the NCAA has made it possible to watch every single game in the first two rounds of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournatment. (Sorry, it’s the first two rounds.  That mess the last two nights does NOT count)  Great, right?  Well, it still doesn’t account for the fact that many of the games run concurrently, and, in the first two days, some of them are out-right dogs.  I’m looking at you, Kansas-Boston U. Admittedly, the networks do a decent job of staggering, but some games are a bet to be better than others.

Chances are, you don’t have a legit dog in this fight, as some 280 Division I schools don’t make the tournament.  So, what to watch?  You’re busy, and probably too lazy to drag a second or even third television into the same room to put them all up together.  Let’s take a look at the schedule and highlight the stuff worth watching:

March 17 

Early Games

12:15 p.m.: East Region: No. 5 West Virginia vs. Clemson, CBS
12:40 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 8 Butler vs. No. 9 Old Dominion, truTV
1:40 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 4 Louisville vs. No. 13 Morehead State, TBS

The pick:  Butler v. ODU.   Butler went to the title game last year, remember?  Some people think they’re better than the 8 seed they received, and others think they’ll be bounced in the first round.  8-9 games are generally closely contested, and I don’t think anyone believes that WVU will have much trouble with a Clemson team that’s probably at least a little gassed from playing late Tuesday and making the trip to Tampa Bay from Dayton.

Mid-Day Games

2:10 p.m.: West Region: No. 7 Temple vs. No. 10 Penn State, TNT
2:40 p.m.: East Region: No. 4 Kentucky vs. No. 13 Princeton, CBS
3:10 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 1 Pittsburgh vs. UNC-Asheville, truTV
4:10 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 5 Vanderbilt vs. No. 12 Richmond, TBS
4:40 p.m.: West Region: No. 2 San Diego State vs. No. 15 Northern Colorado 

The pick(s): Ugh, is it any surprise that these games are on in the middle of the work day? Nobody outside of Pennsylvania wants to see PSU-Temple, and unless Princeton has some magic, Kentucky might run them off the floor in the first 15 minutes. You’ll have to hope that Morehead State gives Louisville some run in the 1:40 game, at least enough to get you to Vandy-Richmond at 4:10.  This one has potential, simply because for as great as the SEC is in football, you can’t trust them in hoops outside the states of Kentucky and Florida most years.

Post-Dinner Games

6:50 p.m: Southeast Region: No. 2 Florida vs. No. 15 UC-Santa Barbara
7:15 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 3 BYU vs. No. 14 Wofford, CBS
7:20 p.m.: West Region: No. 3 Connecticut vs. No. 14 Bucknell, TNT
7:27 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 4 Wisconsin vs. No. 13 Belmont, truTV 

The pick: Now things get interesting.  The Jimmer Show starts at 7:15, and if he gets going early, you might as well stick around.  Heck, he tends to score in bursts, so if Wofford sticks around for the first 10 minutes, it could be fun.  Otherwise, make your way over to ‘The tru” for Wisconsin-Belmont, which has a lot of folks pick as a trendy upset.  Belmont can flat shoot it, and Wisconsin couldn’t break 40 against Penn State in the Big-Ten tournament.  In other words, don’t let the seeds fools you.

Night-Time Games

9:25 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 7 UCLA vs. No. 10 Michigan State, TBS
9:45 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 6 St. John’s vs. No. 11 Gonzaga, CBS
9:55 p.m.: West Region: No. 6 Cincinnati vs. No. 11 Missouri, TNT
10:05 p.m.: Southeast Region: No. 5 Kansas State vs. No. 12 Utah State, truTV 

The Pick: Christ, CBS, thanks for cramming three potentially good games into the last hour.  Here, I’d toggle between the first three games until KSU-Utah State tips.   Utah State is another situation where I advise you to ignore the seeds.  USU was ranked in the top 25 for a while this season, and again, if they get hot, they could make KSU sweat.

March 18

Early Games
12:15 p.m.: West Region: No. 4 Texas vs. No. 13 Oakland, CBS
12:40 p.m.: West Region: No. 8 Michigan vs. No. 9 Tennessee, truTV
1:40 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 2 Notre Dame vs. No. 15 Akron, TBS 

The pick: Happy Friday!  These games suck.   MI-TN is the only one with any potential here, I think, and Michigan is awful.  Want to see an 8 seed who probably should have been forced to play a play-in game?  Watch Michigan. Go out to lunch instead.

Mid-Day Games

2:10 p.m.: East Region: No. 8 George Mason vs. No. 9 Villanova, TNT
2:40 p.m.: West Region: No. 5 Arizona vs. No. 12 Memphis, CBS
3:10 p.m.: West Region: No. 1 Duke vs. No. 16 Hampton, truTV
4:10 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 7 Texas A&M vs. No. 10 Florida State, TBS
4:40 p.m.: East Region: No. 1 Ohio State vs. No. 16 UTSA/Alabama State 

The pick: Arizona has probably one of the more exciting athletes in the tournament in Derrick Williams.  Memphis will run with them though, so it will probably be the most entertaining game of this bunch.  Texas A&M-FSU will be interesting only in that someone has to win.

Post-Dinner Games

6:50 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 1 Kansas vs. No. 16 Boston University, TBS
7:15 p.m.: East Region: No. 2 UNC vs. No. 15 Long Island, CBS
7:20 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 3 Purdue vs. No. 14 St. Peter’s, TNT
7:27 p.m.: East Region: No. 6 Xavier vs. No. 11 Marquette, truTV 

The pick: Xavier-Marquette.  Really, the other three games will probably be blowouts, and Marquette is probably better than an 11 seed, but not quite good enough, if I was picking (and I did).

Late Night Games

9:20 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 8 UNLV vs. No. 9 Illinois, TBS
9:40 p.m.: East Region: No. 7 Washington vs. No. 10 Georgia, CBS
9:55 p.m.: Southwest Region: No. 6 Georgetown vs. No. 11 VCU, TNT
10:05 p.m. East Region: No. 3 Syracuse vs. No. 14 Indiana State, truTV 

The pick: Illinois is not a 9 seed.  Seriously, the Big-Ten is not that good at basketball.  Go UW-UGA here.  Washington’s Isiah Thomas is cold-blooded, and they just knocked off Arizona, so this will likely be the most entertaining of this bunch.

As always, though, keep an eye on the scores. CBS, as a rule, has always done a good job of keeping viewers informed of when something special is happening or about to happen.

And lastly, if you haven’t done so yet, you still have a short amount of time to sign up for the Crasstalk March Madness Bracket on CBS. The password is honeybadger.

Update (4:50PM)-Congrats to A Piece of the Continent, for being the only person in the Crassballin’ Bracket to get each of the first 4 games correct. Jerk.

Crassballin’: The Official Crasstalk March Madness Bracket Contest

Is there anything better than March Madness? The upsets, the nail-biters, the non-stripperish cheerleaders from small town Kentucky. The NCCAA tournament truly has it all.

We’re going to spend the next few weeks pondering the insane ramblings of Billy Packer. We’re going to wonder what sort of brown liquor Bob “Huggie Bear” Huggins drinks with his breakfast every morning. We’re going to spend countless hours considering the most efficient method for murdering the Plumlee twins (Answer: wood chipper). And best of all, we’re going to figure out a way to convince ourselves that our shitass school is destined for Final Four greatness.

We call it Crassballin’. Continue reading