The Grand Inquisitor

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Flash Back Friday: Songs for a Broken Heart

Well we’ve all been there. Nothing stings worse than rejection by the objects of our desire. Fortunately, one of the things that pop music is good at is soothing a wounded soul.

Today’s Flash Back Friday is all about the broken heart. Give us your best break up songs. Feel free to add what a jerk/bitch/douche the person who dumped you was. Tell us something embarrassing about them if you wish. Don’t worry honey, in time it will be better. Here, take a Kleenex and tell us all about it. Continue reading

Today in Wingnuttery: Get on the (Canadian) Bus

The Patriots© at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze have uncovered a grave scandal in the Obama administration. Actually, they copied a story word for word from The New York Post, but taking the time to write up your own summary is socialism, so what the hell. Anyway, Nobama has once again proven to be a treacherous enemy of America by purchasing a tour bus that was made in socialist Canada!

Actually,  The Post story admits that only the shell of the bus was manufactured in Canada. The interior was customized and the bus was sold to Secret Service in 2010 by Hemphill Brothers Coach Company, which is located in freedom-loving Tennessee. A (presumably) annoyed spokesperson for the Secret Service points out that the buses meet specific requirements to protect candidates and may even be used to transport the 2012 Republican nominee.
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Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Botswana Meat Commision's First Known Ancestor

Howdy gang. Hope you have had a great day so far. Let me continue to beg about the need for some more posts for this week. We are going to have another writer’s workshop tomorrow evening starting at 8 pm EST to help everyone come up with some new ideas and to brainstorm a bit. Please check it out.

Additionally, please share our articles on your social network do-hickies. It is a great way to thank our writers and to bring new people into our community.

Now here’s a little fun to get your evening started. Continue reading