Animals like sports, too. But sometimes they like it a little too much. Here are some who really wanted to join in on the game.
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Daily Archives: February 8, 2012
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Colorado has spoken! Oh, and so has Minnesota. Missouri also had a thing, but it’s meaningless yet important. A threefer! So, the Republican race so far — sweater-fetishist Dick Santorum won the near-worthless support of the foul pig-men of Iowa, Massachusetts fancy-lad man-bot Willard “10k” Romney won over the skeptical maple-miners of New Hampshire, loathsome space-beast Newton Leroy Gingrich bamboozled the bog-people and shrimp-herders of South Carolina, and the Massachusetts man-bot broke the tie by winning over the addled elders, ex-pat New Yorkers, and suspicious mer-people of Florida. Continue reading
Welcome back to Dance Moms! Previously on shows us why we have all been wondering why we’re watching this season. Moving on to the Pyramid of Shame! Let’s round up the usual suspects. Continue reading
Have you ever wondered how the average moron uses Facebook? I always have. Then I found the answer — a Facebook Page with a name that only an illiterate teenage baby mama could have come up with: Gr8 ppl, Gr8 thoughts. Continue reading
In the 1930s, there was a shortage (read: a total absence) of track teams for black women in Albany, Alabama. So Alice Coachman, the first woman to win a gold medal in the Summer Olympics (1948), spent her childhood dreaming up clever ways to begin training to become a record-breaking high jumper. Continue reading
Time to start squawking! Continue reading