Pirates Again

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Weekend Box Office: The Hangover Part II Parties Like it Was 1999 2009


Well, you wake up with the monkey on your back, the hair of the dog somewhere in your throat, and oddly you’re wet…inexplicably.  Sounds to most of us like you’ve just had a Hangover experience! Now run around frantically waving your arms and screaming at the heavens. This will help.

Not really. But at least there are a few guys who know exactly how you feel…and they’re running this town tonight. Continue reading

Opening Weekend: Shivering Our Timbers Forever…and Ever

I’d just like to say that the best and worst thing about sailing is probably Chris Cross’s 1980 hit Sailing. Because this whole Pirates of the Caribbean thing just makes that look like an exposition of greatness. Yes, the Officer Tom Hanson On A Neverending Boat cycle-of-madness has gone on longer than anyone cares to admit, but here it is, limping through theaters for the fourth time, wheezing, and dry-heaving its way to the box office finish line.

And some of you will probably go see it, won’t you? Continue reading