When we ranked Jack Donaghy’s girlfriends, we were essentially limited to five contenders so it didn’t make much sense to call it a top five. Where Liz Lemon’s love life is concerned, we can reasonably cast a wider net. Continue reading
Matt Damon
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What’s probably nice about being Matt Damon? Well, besides being rich and famous and married to Luciana Barroso?
Well, for starters, you get to lend a voice to causes you believe in, and people sometimes listen. Alternatively, a hack ‘journalist’ from a libertarian website like Reason.tv (sorry, I’m not even linking to them and giving them traffic) shoves a mic in your face, and you get to teach them a few big words:
Well, well, well, guess who just wrote their own sequel? Tobey Maguire (superhero), Leo DiCaprio (forever having wet cat face), Ben Affleck (of course), and Matt Damon (I’m Matt Damon) have all been named in an illegal gambling ring.