Deadpool sets the best/worst example; Michael Bay will be laughing at us as Transformers becomes a Groundhog Day nightmare; movie theaters are an abstract concept; M. Night Shyamalan still gets work in this town; Vin Diesel probably has a “Fast and Furious” room in his house; and we never saw MacGyver use duct tape, did you?
Movies
Some videos to go with your holiday feasting. Continue reading
Whew. I’ve been holding that in. EVERYTHING BELOW IS A SPOILER.
Star Wars talk only in this OT, please.
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Here is your collection of films for a spooky weekend. Continue reading
Fox’s Fantastic Four hit theaters last Friday and promptly fell apart. After being savaged by reviewers prior to release, Fox somehow managed to alienate comic book geeks, casual moviegoers, and the director, leading to a stunning weekend take far below expectations.
With the prospect of a sequel or shared universe now almost officially dead, what’s next for Marvel’s First Family? Continue reading
A massive combover landed in Cleveland and threw itself into the eyeballs of the American people; HBO to forget about George R.R. Martin completely; the Pope asks if Hollywood really likes him; Adam Sandler is his own best friend; Michael Bay screams “Benghazi!” into a wind tunnel; True Detective “mehs” us to death; MSNBC is now a rehab clinic for unsuitable anchors; and Ryan Seacrest loses one of his forty-nine jobs.
So how did the Trumpening go last night? Basically it was like watching a bunch of ludicrous dancing laser lights being chased by one insane cat. That cat is Donald Trump, who just doesn’t give a fack. In the most not givingiest of a fack way possible. Continue reading
The past few days have consumed the comic book movie internet with thinkpieces on Black Widow’s role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the recently released Avengers – Age of Ultron. Her depiction in the film has raised a lot of hackles, and as as close to an expert as you can be on superhero movies, I thought I’d add my two cents. Continue reading
This summer’s most anticipated movie hits theaters this week and as always I was there to provide you a fan-level preview. So, does Avengers – Age of Ultron live up to the lofty standard of it’s predecessor, or does it suffer from sequelitis? Read on to find out.
It’s been a long, cold winter, but Midnight Movie Reviews is back with an all new installment for summer 2015!
Read on to see which blockbusters are getting your hard earned dollars this summer. Continue reading
And here we are for Hollywood’s biggest night. This is a banner year for me in that I don’t think I’ve seen a single one of the movies nominated for Best Picture. Nevertheless, we need a place to snark, so here it is.
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