Way back in the annals of history, between the time when the fairies hid under the hills and the English came and screwed the pooch, had a very different cuisine, if you can call a backwater European country’s hunting and gathering to be cuisine. Continue reading
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Previously on Dance Moms! The girls were almost naked and Abby did her best to act out her Gypsy fantasies. In the end, everyone was really uncomfortable and Chloe wore a suit covered in beefy jerky. This week, we’re going to Miami! By the way, have you noticed how Maddie, Chloe and Bitch Mom aren’t in the opening credits? Well, they are, but it’s a blur. Something to think about, while you go to the jump. Continue reading
Previously on The Celebrity Apprentice. George Takei was confused and didn’t know how to properly utilize the Hulk’s amazing ability to feel his feelings! There were shoes, and drama, and late people and Day and Night with Invanka. In the end, George got beamed back to the Enterprise, and gave us all his happy dance, which is more entertaining than this steaming pile of dreck. On to the recap! Continue reading
Last time on Dance Moms, we went to Fire and Ice, where everyone knows our names! The dancers kicked butt, Abby yelled at everyone, and the Candy Apples went to a funeral for their dignity. Ready or not, here come the Dance Moms! Continue reading
Hey kiddies! Are we ready for another boring fascinating and awesome episode of Project Runway Allstars? I know I am. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! There were guns! And trench coats! And yelling! Well, the moms have confiscated the guns and we’re ready to move on. Join us after the jump. Continue reading
Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, everyone ate sandwiches. You know, the pre-made kind with the soggy lettuce and withered tomatoes. We won’t have to worry about wilted lettuce this week, because we’re going to Medieval Times! Oh frabjous joy! Continue reading
Last time on Dance Moms, the dance EXPLODED and everyone was forced to go to Clute, TX. Now, we’re back home and getting ready for Hollywood Vibe, which happens to be located in Pittsburgh. No long bus rides for us! Are we ready for Dance Moms? I think we are. Continue reading
I had the good fortune of having tickets Prima Donna last night. It is an opera composed by Rufus Wainwright, whom some of you will have heard of, and some of you will (shamefully) only know as that guy who sang that song from Shrek. Continue reading
It’s the day after St. Valentine’s Day, and I hope all of you had something extra special yesterday. My single self was on the couch with cold medicine and Dance Moms. Because I love you, that’s why. Continue reading