Per GI, this article will no longer be referring to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as either “Sandwiches” or “Governor Sandwiches”, as sandwiches are delicious and nutritious, and Chris Christie is neither of those things. Henceforth, Governor Christie will be referred to as Governor Chris “Hamburgler” Christie, or just “Governor Hamburgler.” Thank you, and welcome to the Daily Sausage. Continue reading
Sometimes the stuff I read is so awful, it makes me laugh instead of cry. Continue reading
Please keep your arms and legs inside the Daily Sausage at all times. Continue reading
Commenter Aku-Aku needs some advice for his maybe-date this weekend. Specifically, related to music for sexytime. Because I’m such a terrific human being, I’ve decided to share my personal Sexytime Mix with all of you. Since I’m showing you mine, it’s only fair you show me yours. What’s in your sexytime mix? Continue reading
Seriously, if a picture of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor doesn’t get you to take a look, then I’m out of ideas. Continue reading
“I only got two things in this world: my balls and my word, and I don’t break ’em for nobody.” – Tony Montana – Continue reading
I could really go for a chicken sandwich right now. Continue reading
I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.
In this installment… The Amazing Spider-Man Continue reading
Oh beautiful for spacious skies. Continue reading