Spider-Man

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Coming Attractions: There Should Probably Be At Least Ten Years Between Spider-Man Movies

So, for some reason no one has been able to explain, they’ve decided to launch another Spider-Man franchise exactly five years after the last one puttered around, dangled in our consciousness for exactly one summer, was deemed substandard, and went to live out the rest of its days in the $3.99 DVD bin at an FYE in some mall in Paramus, NJ. Continue reading