Daily Archives: October 23, 2012

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“Retard” is Ann Coulter’s “Go To” Word

Oh, remember a couple months ago when reigning Worst Person in the World, Bill O’Reilly, said an outrageous thing about DNC speaker, Sandra Fluke? And he made us all bubble up with loathing and face-igniting rage? Well, his mate in abominable-person hell has spoken up and challenged him for the position of soul-sucking, earth-destroying bringer of cosmic doom from the sheer amount of detestable, turgid shit-spew they’ve launched into the world. Why, hello, Ann Coulter. Have a seat. Continue reading →

Coming Attractions: Iron Man 3 Finds Tony Stark in a Dark Place

Well, it looks like Tony is plagued by some sort of superhero complex. One that conjures nightmares and an unfathomable foreboding. Well, one could say that’s because he has a habit of pissing off the bad guys, and that could make it a little tough at all those villain UN meetings, eh? Is our normally jovial, cocksure crime fighter suddenly feeling a little unsure of himself and his abilities? That’s the premise to Marvel’s latest offering. Tony Stark, a man conflicted. Continue reading →

The Presidential Debate Nobody Will See

Barely 24 hours after the final Presidential debate between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama wraps up in Satan’s Backwash, Florida, a collection of third-party candidates will take to the stage (and the Internet!) to present to Americans a wider spectrum of ideas than the ones voters will hear on Monday night.

Staged by the Free and Equal Elections Foundation and hosted by the ghost of CNN’s credibility as a news organization widely watched cable channel, candidates from the far right and left will present the case to American voters for a much wider political discussion.  Continue reading →