Daily Archives: August 9, 2012

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Project Runway Season 10 Episode 4 Liveblog

There are no words in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of men to describe the horror that is Kenley

Well, darlings, we’re back for another week of Let’s Make a Pretty Dress! Kenley won’t be around this week to be horrible, but I’m sure that Gunnar Deathstar and Annoying Christopher will more than take up the slack. Join us as we drink and snark!

Last week, we said auf widersehen to Raoul (aka Ugly A-Trak). Will we miss him? Probably not. I had to find last week’s liveblog because I couldn’t remember who got booted. Oh, and last week’s episode ended like that awesome Star Trek: TNG two parter where Picard was turned into a Borg and Riker had to make a life-or-death decision…except in this case, Andrea is gone! Where is Andrea? Dun-dun-DUNNNN! Continue reading →

Get Your Late Night Untz On at Club Applebee’s


Where do you go when all the backyard BBQs, childrens’ birthday parties, and swim meets have come to an end and but you don’t yet want to go home? You’re driving around aimlessly in your minivan strewn with cereal, blasting Faithfully, looking for a last bit of fun before heading to your den of broken dreams. Too old to be at Club Skankonia where the 20-somethings are doing lines off each other in the VIP room and too old to just go home and go to sleep without sex (again). If it’s after 10:00pm, has Applebee’s got an answer for you! Welcome, to Club Applebee’s! Continue reading →

Liquid Eyeliner For The Masses

Is there any makeup look more universally coveted (and universally failed) than the glamorous cat-eye? When I see a woman with a perfectly sculpted flipped liner end, I feel simultaneously awed, jealous, congratulatory, humbled, and pretty much every other feeling imaginable. After ordering to-go lattes several days in a row at a small, conveniently-located Italian restaurant, I couldn’t help myself. “Your makeup is beautiful. I just can’t do it and I’ve given up ages ago. Is it hard to do?” The barista smiled (that polite bitch had perfectly dewy skin and an infuriatingly radiant smile) and said, “It’s really easy for me now. I’ve been doing it pretty much every day since I was 14.” Continue reading →