January 25, 2012 – Crasstalk

Sean Penn Is Not Robert Smith

Sean Penn,
We knew you when
You were a Bad Boy, At Close Range.
Madonna’s toy in Shanghai Surprise.

Now you’re a bored, retired Goth rock star
Looking for an ex-Nazi war criminal
To a David Byrne soundtrack.

Confessions of a Paula Deen® Peon

These are the steamiest, juiciest, most illicit tales about a Food Network celebrity that you’ll find on the internet. Unless you count these… (it’s soooo Giada, right?)* However, I’m going to try to avoid getting too specific so I can’t answer things like “What was your job title?, “When exactly were you employed?”, “Where you ever filmed for the show?”, “How many Deen brothers did you have sex with?”, and “What does Paula really think about the butter scene in Last Tango in Paris?” Okkkay, I’ll answer the last three… Continue reading →

Dance Moms Recap: Cheerleaders and Mermaids

It’s time for Dance Moms! Excitement! Vivi’s hair! Head bobbing! I’m assuming you all are up to date, so let’s grab our toe shoes and jete right into this! Continue reading →