Whew! I am still stuffed, kids. Might have something to do with that quarter of a pumpkin pie that I sleep ate.
Sleep eating is not a thing, I know. Insomnia and Die Hard reruns are very real, however.
Whew! I am still stuffed, kids. Might have something to do with that quarter of a pumpkin pie that I sleep ate.
Sleep eating is not a thing, I know. Insomnia and Die Hard reruns are very real, however.
Reflecting on the pieces I’ve written here thus far, one might get the impression that NotSoDeepSouth is a trembling pile of human wreckage. Nothing could be further from the truth. I hardly tremble at all. But seriously, here’s a sample of stories I’ve contributed:
My analyst likes to tell me that any one of these events would be enough to keep us talking for a good while but all of them together makes it seem like a minor miracle that I’m still alive. I recall staring at her blankly when she said this. What does one say to that? Continue reading
Generally speaking, I avoid crap like Black Friday or Blackish Thursday. The things I’m interested in are rarely on sale, and the ones that are are frequently just as cheap online. However, the last two years I’ve indulged on single items that were significantly cheaper. This year, I found a single item I was interested in.
Now, in previous years, my travels have taken me to Meijer (which, for those of you unfamiliar with it, is basically Not-Wal Mart) and Best Buy (late in the day, so it wasn’t insane). This year, because Batman: Arkham City decided to crap out on me, I decided to give Toys R Us a shot. I figured, “Hey, it’s 10:30pm on Thanksgiving. Only crazy people would be at Toys R Us at 10:30pm on Thanksgiving. I should be able to get in and out without much trouble.” Continue reading
When you’re shopping for your daily needs, or gift giving occasions make sure to use the Crasstalk Amazon store.
Oh, Newsbunny, I know you’re thinking — can’t we kick off the holiday season in a joyous fashion?
C’mon, guys, you know me better than that. Continue reading
Police say a woman at a Wal-Mart in California used pepper spray against her fellow Black Fridians in an attack police say was inspired by ‘competitive shopping’. At least 15 are hurt.
The quote from the cops: “It was an unhappy customer.”
The line was apparently for the new Xbox.
All of this is okay since pepper spray is a food product, essentially.