Whew! I am still stuffed, kids. Might have something to do with that quarter of a pumpkin pie that I sleep ate.
Sleep eating is not a thing, I know. Insomnia and Die Hard reruns are very real, however.
In the interest of the fact that I have a lot of online shopping to do today, let’s keep this short and sweet.
Sometimes, the truth hurts, and it takes a mother to tell you that truth:
Now, if you’re like me, and have trouble buying pumpkins for that pie, perhaps you need a more accurate measuring system:
As we’re past the holiday, it’s time to think about more healthy ways to burn off all of those calories. Some would suggest exercise and a multi-vitamin. There are other ideas, of course:
Granted, you have to get to and through Thanksgiving first. I’m guessing we had varying levels of success with that amongst the commentariat:
Well done, indeed. As always, thank you to everyone who sent in nominations, even if they didn’t all make it into the post this week. Remember, if it’s funny, smart, or even a little offensive, the address to send them to is [email protected].
