Don’t you just love camping? The mosquito bites, the smell of marshmallows burning like molten lava, the weird people in the next campground over.
And you know who ruins camping? The ladies! What with their bear-attracting menstruation and need to possess so much of the air mattress’s surface area, they’re just not cut out for it. Sometimes men just need to be men. Together. Alone. In the woods. If you think this sounds gay, you’re completely wrong.
(Quick Warning: This week’s Craigslost might be NSFW. There is some questionable language but no obscene images.) Let’s get to the fuckery!
NEW EXPERIENCE!? – m4m – 28 (atlanta)
Ok. I’m trying something new. Open to meet kool ppl not on the extra homo shit. I fuck around but I am 100% man. I’m looking for 3-4 additional bros to hang out total 10-14. Doing a mountain getaway! Only kool masc discreet ppl should apply. Just want a lil diversity in a good way. Interested get at me. Kats 24-38 prefer attractive but all kool good real n honest regular mature apply. Come have fun real dudes n mtns. Holla back asap for info. Discretion and masculinity a must. Not free!
- Location: atlanta
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2532648139
See! Camping with the bros is the least gay thing ever! Just looks how hetero those pictures are! We’re gonna light fires, and poop on top of boulders. We just want a lil diversity is all! And were not “on the extra homo shit.” Not. At. All.
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO – m4m
I’m a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the “Beat It” video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back – long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor’s in something or equivalent experience
-not a narcWhereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I’m a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play “Beat It” over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you’re the heter-bro I’m looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I’ve got laser tag too. I’m pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I’M NOT GAY.P.S. – And I’ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.”They told him don’t you ever come around here
Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it”
- Location: Philly
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1755781713
You have to admit, taking the Beat It wrists-tied-together thing and combining it with J’ing-O is a stroke of genius. Probably my favorite part of this ad is not the Michael Jackson impersonator photo, but the part where he says “I’ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.” Considering that this was posted in the Philly Craigslist, I’m just going to assume this is Arthur Kade.
Bug Out Location – m4m (West Of Atlanta)
I have acres of land big enough to raise MORE livestock than I already do.
I already have Pigs, Chickens, and Rabbits.I have a 70 X 70 foot Garden and plenty of room to go bigger.I have experience with separating H and O from H2O.
I have experience with setting up solar panels and battery arrays.
I am an Amateur Radio Operator. I know how to communicate across the street or across an ocean.
I am experienced with firearms.
I know how to slaughter and butcher rabbits, squirrel, chickens, fish, and pigs. (not great with pigs)
I have helped set up diesel cars to run on veggie oil.
I dry herbs and peppers I grow right here.
I am learning to put up meat and fruit. Drying, canning, and freezing.I eat fresh eggs and homemade sausage and biscuits for breakfast.
I eat pork tenderloin for lunch.
I eat fresh fish or fresh rabbit for dinner.I have a 3,700 sq ft home (including 900 sq. ft. Unfinished space attached to my home).
We heat with wood that we cut from the land and can cook on the stove we heat with.I can raise livestock for you NOW, so they are there when you need them.
We have room for guest in case the Stuff Hits The Fan.We have woods for hunting and private secluded lake available for fishing,
My current interest are black soldier flies, wood gasifiers, methane production, fencing in my garden, setting up a communications station, solar and battery array, and solar water heater. But these things take money.
I need money to keep making preparations. You need a place in the country to BUG OUT.
I am interested in hearing from like minded people.
Contact by eMail only.
Keywords: self sufficient reliance reliant livestock bug out location locations bol shtf
- Location: West Of Atlanta
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2525678789
I’ve read this CL post at least five times and I still have no idea exactly what he is offering or wants in exchange. I can only assume he doesn’t have enough hobbies out there at Schrute Farms and decided he needs a Beat It Video JO Knifefight buddy.
Manhood Camping
Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin’ for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don’t want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don’t even think this is a sex thing, it’s all about manhood.Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don’t want to be slowed down by fools:
– must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
– Ed Hardy camping gear, it’s really good gear and it’s awesome
– desire to be a man among men
– not afraid to wield a blade
– crystal, I’m not sharing mine
– must be able to make a fire
– gloves
– a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
– knowledge of modern music
– protective/splash resistant eye wear
– 5 – 10 of those clip things that rock climbers useWe are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I’m bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback’s The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I’ll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin’.
Dont’ want to see”
– bad attitudes
– gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
– cock rings, can’t keep it up w/o help, you aren’t gonna make it on this quest
– firearms, there’s gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
– the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I’m serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
Don’t you hate when someone shows up to your Ed Hardy JO Vision Quest with the bros and he brings his cock ring and “gay/homoerotic behavior”? I mean C’MON BRO. This is a TOTALLY NOT GAY camping trip. Sorry nerds/dorks/lames but I really don’t see what’s gay about this post. Just us bros being men, firing our guns and picking up the spent shells.
