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Hello, My Pretties — Meet Your New COW Hostess

witchyThanks to some ill-advised attempts to obtain a pair of shoes, I’ve been summonsed here among you, to dole out compliments and wisecracks about the comments you post here, in such a self-aggrandizing way.

I have put on my court-mandated orange vest and will now begin my community service sentence, which requires me to read everything you’re posting for the past week. You’d best entertain me or I will look into my crystal ball and see who’s going to turn into a flying monkey in the near future! Continue reading →

Retroactive COW

After many pleas for new comments a few people suggested that I do a COW post with old comments that had been submitted, but were never featured due to my laziness. I will admit, I did get some good comments. Some were made in reference to current news events that might not be so current any more, but the joke’s are still funny. Without further ado, here are some of my favorite comments that I received as COW nominations. Continue reading →

Ermahgerd! Crasstalk COW!

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Happy…whatever day it is, Crasstalkers! It was a quietish week here, but I have your roundup of the week’s posts and Comment of the Week — I’m just a bit behind schedule. First, though, let’s conduct some business. As usual, your weekly PSA: If you wish to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week (COW), please take a screenshot of your nomination and email it to me: crasstalkcow at gmail. If it’s several comments long, it’s okay to only send me a screenshot of the first comment or two, but! *puts on broken record* Always remember to tell me what post or OT the comment comes from. Now, the next piece of business: Continue reading →

Affordable Health COW


Happy Friday, Crasstalkers! Here’s your weekly PSA once again. Pay very close attention, Buick. Sound out each word. If you’d like to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week (COW), please take a screenshot and send it to your gworl: crasstalkcow at gmail. If it’s multiple comments, it’s okay to just screenshot the first couple, but — say it with me now — always remember to tell me what post or OT the comment(s) came from! Okay, do we all feel refreshed? Like we just douched with lemon juice and broken glass? Yeah. Hit the jump for my recap of the week’s posts and your Comment of the Week. Continue reading →

Crasstalk COW: Bath Salt Bonanza


Hey, freaks. It’s Friday. Are you happy? Sad? Does it even matter? Your weekly PSA: if you wish to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week (COW), please take a screenshot of the comment and send it to me (crasstalkcow at gmail). If it’s multiple comments you can just send me a screenshot of the first few, but always remember to tell me what post or OT the comments come from. Hit the jump for my recap of the week’s posts and, as always, your Comment of the Week. Continue reading →