Glinda has been away for a little longer than planned. My apologies. I still got some funny stuff. Here we go!
On celebrating birthdays:
On reading:
On watching TV:
On why medicine sucks: 
On the future of Johnny Fucking Football:
On getting along with your neighbors:
On sports stars changing names:
On making fetch work:
Overheard on the CTA:
On babies:
And of course, on blow jobs:
Please keep the nominations coming: [email protected]
Image: Dan (ladnlins) – Flickr
