I’ve said many, many strange things to my children. This was originally what my blog was about. It was called “Let me smell your butt”. That is something you say almost constantly when you have small children. I never thought those words would come out of my mouth, but they did.
I would love to hear some others. This could be an amusing thread. I can’t even imagine what I’ll be saying when the kids are teenagers. Here are some more of mine (keep in mind that my kids are 2 and 4):
- Don’t worry, it’s only pee
- Hand me that booger
- You may not eat another cookie until you eat the one on the floor
- Daddies don’t have boobs
- Your sister doesn’t have a weenie
- I don’t need to change. I only have a little puke on me
- Don’t put the toothbrush on your butt
- The potty is not boring
- Monsters are very ticklish (this one actually helped my son get over his fear of monsters)
- I don’t care how much you cry; I’m not letting you wear a potty on your head
- Knock it off or you’re taking square dancing lessons (this phrase is part of our creative discipline program)
- Find something soft to stab your sister with
- If you want to play with your noodle, do it outside
- I hate that lisping duck (Gah! Those damn Wonderpets)
- Please don’t paint the baby
