Previously on Drag Race, some straight people got married and Joslyn did her man’s make up with tin foil, causing her to go home. Everyone grabs their fake boobs in solidarity. Bianca’s already writing her postcards from Hawaii. Continue reading
Ru Paul
Last time on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the queens bayed at the moon like a cat in heat, and April Carrion sashayed away. Continue reading
Previously, on RuPaul’s Drag Race, there was blood, screaming, and Vivacious went back to move Princess Peach to another castle.
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Previously, on RuPaul’s Drag Race, I wondered if there was a point to this show. Continue reading
Well, it’s RuPaul’s Drag Race time again!! Are you ready?! So, this has been broken up into two parts. Seven queens in one episode, seven in another, and two get eliminated. Interesting. So, we’re on part 1, which was partially shown online, for some of you. RuPaul explains that the winner gets a lot of money and a whole bunch of cosmetics.
The queens come in and yammer at each other, the way they do. RuPaul joins us all and introduces us to Mike Ruiz, the first photo challenge and the new pit crew. Never leave me, Sean Morales. However, the new crew has two new members, both sponsored by Scruff. Now, I’d forgive you if you had no clue they were, since both look to be waxed to within an inch of their lives. Continue reading