We’re back with the cast of Jersey Shore! Still in Italy! Still lacking self-awareness! That’s fine. Means more incredulous observations for us!
Let’s watch and learn. Continue reading
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Buon giorno! Ciao! And all other manner of Italian salutations! Yes, that’s right all our wonderful guido friends have now taken their tanned, poof-haired, staggering, falling, fighting, screaming selves to their homeland with the sole goal of smushing all over famous Italian sites. We fully expect the Polizia to come and arrest everyone, just everyone in the Jersey Shore in Italy house. Can it still be The Jersey Shore when you’re in Italy? Obviously MTV thinks so. Do we fully expect Snooki to fall off a Vespa? Yes. Will Pauly and Vinnie wear something sparkly with gargoyles and rhinestone swirls? Yes! Will J-WoWWW fall off a cliff and into her own cleavage? Yes! Will The Situation become the Continuing Annoying Faction? Definitely! What’s a Deena? We still don’t know! Will Sammy and Ron become great friends and never fight? Oh, hello. You must be new here…of course they’ll fight! It’s the Jersey Shore way!
Get your sausage, peppers and your Ron-Ron juice because yes, we’re in Italy Bitches! Continue reading
Prepare your Haterade before the show starts by checking out the contestants. I personally hope everybody loses when Mondo comes back for a surprise victory. (Shut up, let me keep my fantasy alive.)