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How to Pick Up Men in Bars: A Guide for the (Hopefully) Promiscuous Woman

For most woman the ultimate goal of dating is to find a nice, stable relationship with a man she can make a life with. I am not that woman. I really only want to make friends with a man for a night (or maybe a few nights) of casual fun before I get back to all of the crap I have to get done on any given day. Not only do I not have time for men, I won’t make it. It’s not that I don’t like men, I have great relationships with my male friends and co-workers, but I don’t want to hassle with a relationship and I don’t want one moving into my house. Since I am not in a relationship, I have to get my sweet lovin’ another way, and for me that is the one-night stand. Let me tell you how one works. Continue reading

Dear Women

The following is from our very own LimeCat, Didactics Tactics, who is currently traveling but still had something to say to The Ladies.

Dear Women-peoples,

I’d like to apologize on behalf of a large majority of the living, mouth-breathing species for which I am a card-carrying member.

Just how is it exactly, that you put up with us? Continue reading

College Football Open Thread

It’s Saturday in America. That means young, virile men in tight pants will be running, throwing, jumping and smashing into one another. Boise State? That was not nice what you did to Fresno State. Arizona State can stick that pitchfork where the sun don’t shine. Who will win today’s big game: Oklahoma vs. Texas? Crack a brew, put on your college tee or sweatshirt (or just paint your chest) and get to smack talking.

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