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Murray Sentenced Today for Jackson’s Death – UPDATED

Conrad Murray, M.D., was sentenced to four years in jail for the death of Michael Jackson.

Before an expressionless and haggard looking Murray, Judge Michael Pastor, at times reading from the criminal code and directly responding to the pleas for leniency made by Murray himself and those on his behalf, explained that it matters not that another doctor may have killed Jackson. He stated that he read both Dr. Murray’s book about this life, as well as a book about Michael Jackson’s life, and that the once competent physician Murray lost his way in a “medicine for money” scheme that resulted in Jackson’s death. Continue reading

College Football Open Thread

There’s a good old fashioned showdown in Texas, today. Texas Tech vs. The Longhorns. Who wants to bet me that Matthew Mcwhatshisface will be there? Michigan vs. Iowa is also underway; Michigan State and Minnesota are all tied up.

Later, the South Carolina GAMECOCKS will square up against the Arkansas Pig Sooie! No. 4 ranked Stanford (what up, PAC-12) will be running over playing the Oregon State Beavers *snicker*. No. 3 OOOOOOOOklahoma State Cowboys will be trying to tame the No. 14 Kansas State Wildcats.

Most of the country will be watching No. 1 ranked and ONCE UPON A TIME BCS champs LSU play No. 2 Alabama tonight. There are going to be A LOT of drunk people there. Let the smack talk begin! Continue reading