Daily Archives: November 14, 2012

5 posts

Top Chef Seattle Episode 2 Liveblog

Good lord, was last week’s episode boring, or what? And is the douchestache a thing now? Seriously; who told these guys that handlebar mustaches are anything other than a sign to everyone that you’re a ginormous, pretentious douche? See, that episode was so boring, all I remember were the douchestaches. And the maybe possibly lesbian couple that had to let us know that they weren’t lesbians, they just lived in the same building and did everything together. Continue reading

“Channing Tatum Looks Like a Thumb Compared to Ryan Gosling!” Screams RyGos Fans

Hmmm. Ryan Gosling fans are mad and they’re not going to take it anymore. Apparently for two years in a row Ryan Gosling has been snubbed. He hasn’t been named People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” an honor once held by Nick Nolte. And this infraction just isn’t sitting well with TeamRyan. Somewhere though, Nick Nolte chuckles as he covers himself in gin and Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Continue reading

Mitt Romney Joins Legions of Republicans with Post-Election Sour Grapes with Own Sour Grapes

While the president today in a press conference stated his desire to work with Mitt Romney, the failed politician who vied for the presidency decided it would be a good opportunity to discuss all the “gifts” the president gave out to the electorate for their vote. Oh, yeah, he meant specifically to minorities. Continue reading

Will Peter Wells’ Scathing Review of Guy Fieri’s New Restaurant Fall on Deaf Ears?

New York Times restaurant reviewer, Peter Wells, lobbed what may be one of the most succinct and snarky take downs of any restaurant in recent memory. Well, at least one that’s owned by a famous television food-show personality. But to the masses that enjoy Guy Fieri’s on-screen persona and sloppy sandwich hijinks on his popular Food Network programs Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and Guy’s Big Bite will it really matter? Continue reading