Lady-Person of “Binders Full of Women” Fame Tweets Like a Boss

During Tuesday’s much talked about Townhall debate, undecided voter Katherine Fenton asked a question about equal pay for women in the workplace. This complex, convoluted question forced Mitt Romney to accidentally reveal his secret binders full of women to the electorate. Unfair!

According to the bizarro rules of the conservative media world, the next logical step is to discredit the questioner by destroying that person publicly. After some flimsy attempts to connect her to Feminazism, the crack investigative team at the Washington Free Beacon studied Ms Fenton’s twitter account and discovered some damning information.

For one, she loves untzin’ on the joose.

  She lacks respect for authority figures (Means she’s gotta be an OWS plant amiright?).

She concocts awkward Afro-centric MFK scenarios.

Also this.

 …That’s just solid advice, in my opinion.

She also has news for you ladies who like to chat about sports.

That is…an awful thing to say!

Not exactly sure what was the ultimate goal of the Free Beacon article. Perhaps trolling for trolling’s sake? Maybe they just run on autopilot at this point. But they certainly convinced me Katherine Fenton is probably an awesome time at a party. For the record, Fenton was disappointed by the answer both men gave and she is still somehow an undecided voter. So there’s that.

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