It’s time once again for everyone’s favorite frivolous awards circle-jerk: The Golden Globes! Ricky Gervais is hosting once again. Because controversy. Or whatever. Morgan Freeman will receive the Cecil B. DeMille award this evening. If you ask me, they’re fifteen to twenty years late with that one. But you didn’t ask me, so give big daddy one second to swallow a couple of numb-numb pills. Okay. Pour yourself a drink, and make it fancy–maybe put it in a real glass instead of a plastic tumbler–because tonight we drink with the stars!
Daily Archives: January 15, 2012
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The surviving members of the GOP Comedy Tour assembled in South Carolina’s Shrimp-n-Grits Auditorium last night to abase themselves before a motley crowd of cranks, shrews, gold-bugs, shrimp merchants, Confederate Flag salesmen, and the cast of Smokey and the Bandit: The Musical. The event was hosted by Mike “Gomer” Huckabee, former star of tv’s Gomer Pyle. Continue reading
Another installment in our series on abandoned places in the world. Continue reading
I’ll be brief since Houston is already blowing it against Baltimore. Later tonight, the Giants will probably break my heart. Continue reading
I recently returned from a nice long vacation in my hometown of Panama. There was a LOT of eating, especially desserts. My favorite dessert of the whole trip was the Tres Leches. I had several variations, but my favorite was the one at this great restaurant called Market. The key to this dessert is giving the yellow cake enough time to absorb the cream, and serving it chilled. Continue reading
