Adorable High Schoolers Become Republican Politicians, Sadly

Did you know that Newt Gingrich was voted Most Intellectual in high school? This just goes to show how profoundly stupid teenagers are.

The Atlantic published some high school yearbook photos of possible Republican contenders for the 2012 election. I think that Former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson only has a chance now because of this piece. I mean, I didn’t even know who he was before I saw this and now that I know that he was kind of a babe, I’m intrigued! Tell me more! Wanna “study” after school? (And by study I mean want to make out ’til our lips hurt and maybe I’ll let you unbutton my pants?)

The only thing that could make this sexier is if he were wearing jorts

You’ll see those same ol’ Sarah Palin pictures in there too, unfortunately, but seeing Rick Santorum in all of his high school geeky glory is so worth it.

(Source: The Atlantic)

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