Oh Celebrity Apprentice. In case you forgot what happened last week, we’re gonna rehash it on the screen or you can just read last week’s recap. Blah blah blah. Wackety Schmackity doo. Join us for the nonsense after the jump. Continue reading
celebrity apprentice
5 posts
Last week, the Apprenti were tasked with creating a Trump-inspired cologne. I know, I’m pretty grossed out too. We were treated to a view of Trump’s Dali-meets-Versailles monstrosity of an apartment. Aubrey was her usual domineering self as PM, and her team won. Penn got fired. Boo. Continue reading
We open up with a rehash of the previous episode, which gives me a chance to run to the bathroom. Everyone’s talking amongst themselves about the board room. Paul’s a class act, even though he gets fired. Aubrey comes out tap dancing because she’s still in the show. Her hair extensions don’t move at all. Roll the credits. Continue reading
Last week on Apprentice: the teams had to make Crystal Light exciting and fun by throwing some kind of promotional party. Based on criteria I didn’t really understand, the executives liked the men’s shindig, so Unanimous won. After the usual boardroom blather, Patricia was fired. Who’s going to be set free – I mean fired – tonight? Continue reading
Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, everyone ate sandwiches. You know, the pre-made kind with the soggy lettuce and withered tomatoes. We won’t have to worry about wilted lettuce this week, because we’re going to Medieval Times! Oh frabjous joy! Continue reading