Don’t you love when presidential hopefuls play coy and say, “Oh, no, I’m not technically running for public office…I’m just taking this huge bus and ramming it into every Northeast state for miles hoping you’ll see me and think, ‘Well, that’s nifty.'”
This morning, Sarah “Sinking Liberty” Palin took her bus of nightmares and threw it at the Statue of Liberty before visiting the historic site with daughter Piper, reports the New York Post. “It gives me goosebumps walking through (Ellis Island),” said Palin.
Wearing a Star of David necklace (Lol, wut? I thought she liked hanging out with African Shaman who speak in tongues? Or is that so totally 2008?) she answered questions about a potential run for the presidency.
“I’m campaigning for our nation’s history. We just want to see as much of America as possible,” she said.
Tuesday, at the start of her Embarrassing New York For Generations To Come tour she sat down and grabbed a slice of pizza with hair wizard and comedic personality, Donald Trump. We imagine this meeting involved lots of spitting, gum chewing, and hair styling. Basically it was a bullshit contest between two of the most entertaining reality stars of the millennia.
When asked what these two sensational actors have in common she remarked:
“What do we have in common?” Palin said. “A love for this country and a desire to see our economy put back on the right track.”
Which means, Trump looked at her like she was stupid most of the meeting, and Palin asked if he’d ever seen Cats on Broadway. Either way we lose!
But above all she loves legal immigrants and their hard work.
Is it time to stick our heads in the oven yet?
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