GOP Clown Show

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Open Caption: Come to Jesus

How to hail a cab if you're blind

With Michele Bachmann’s animated corpse of a campaign in dire trouble, the couple have been spotted at local places of worship attempting to get the attention of their Higher Power, or practice telekinesis or photosynthesis. I dunno. You tell me what’s going on in this picture.

“Are you there Gaaaahd? It’s me Michele.” She begins quietly.

“Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist…” Marcus practices, as if waving from a motorcade.

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Cainpocalypse Now: Herman Cain Suspends Campaign, Nation Weeps, Laughs

Comedian Herman Cain suspends his comedy tour

Stunt candidate and presidential performing artist Herman Cain suspended his long-runnning performance piece, “Campaign 2012,”  Saturday, November 3rd. Speaking before a packed house at Bucket-o-Laffs Improv Club in Atlanta, Cain donned his trademark clown shoes for the last time , and announced his retirement.  He will no longer perform live, though webisodes of his more popular routines will continue to be posted on his comedy web site.   Continue reading