Good morning gang, and welcome to Friday. Hope you are all ready for the new year. Let’s get this bitch going. Continue reading
Law enforcement has been dealt some major setbacks this year because of their inability to effectively deal with protestors. This was epitomized by the UC Davis pepper spray cop. The non lethal options he had available to him were comically ineffective.
What he needed was something that would put real fear into protestors but without actually killing them. He needed the Sprayser™. The Crasstalk research and development team has been hard at work on the Sprayser since they first heard about the Occupy Movement. Now it is ready for general use. Read on to see the Sprayser in all of its glory. Continue reading
It’s the end of the year so of course everyone is rolling out their respective best of lists. Let’s be honest though. Do we really care about every list on the “best of list?” No! So how about we give a shout to the memes some new, some maybe a little older, that made Crasstalk a fun place to hang out. Sure, we could talk about the rest of the world, but really, the stuff that happens in the Crasstalk world is really just as much fun, or at least we probably think so. Navel grazer!
HA! Let’s do this, man. Continue reading
I was at work the other day and I was going over my annual H.R. review and it hit me, “What if I did this for my fitness goals?!” Just like the annual review at work, the purpose of this review is not to dwell on past achievements or challenges, but more so to gauge what your next steps should be in the coming year.
I thought it would be a good idea for us to have an annual review of our health goals. I want you to be honest with yourselves — so no excuses! Continue reading
Wake up, sleepyheads. I can hardly think of anything worse than two people operating under the same roof with different morning routines. “GOOD MORNING! LET’S TALK A LOT!” people do not go well with the people who are still wiping sleep out of their eyes until noon. Someone’s life is often at risk in such situations.
How do your mornings go? Are you the snooze until it’s too late, throw on some clothes and haul ass to work type, the wake up at 5:00 am, hit the gym, and strut into the office by 7:30 type, or the slowly to rise, get some coffee, shower and stroll into the office type?
It’s a good thing there’s nothing out there called a Pro-Death Teletown Hall, because wouldn’t that be an interesting meeting full of nutjobs? Anyway, four of your favorite GOP Presidential Candidates, in preparation for the big Iowa Caucus Debutante Ball, met to discuss “personhood” the much debated terminology pro-lifers have recently adopted in efforts to create legislation as it pertains to abortion in this country. Continue reading
As this Financially Fit article relates, an average American household owns 2.8 televisions.
Show and tell time. How many for-real televisions do you own? A big honkin’ monstrosity in the living room, a tasteful flat panel on top of the dresser in the bedroom, an eensy portable one in the den or home office? One in the bathroom so momma can watch her stories? One in the kitchen to cook along with Ina Garten? One in the workshop in the basement for clandestine viewing? That ginormous projection TV you can’t bear to part with, kept in the garage for football on Sunday? Maybe a digital projector that you use with a bed sheet tied between two trees on hot summer nights? Continue reading
No, I’m not lurking around Toys R US waiting for someone to leave their child unattended. I am, however, starting to pick up speed as I careen down the hill into my mid-to-late-thirties. My age isn’t worrying me as much as my Father’s age and his health. He’s fairly obese and over 70 so I’m starting to think if I’m going to have a child and if that child will ever know my father, I better get on with finding a child.
There’s a lot to consider. First of all does my partner really want a child? He said he did when we started dating. This topic was one of my qualifiers for dating. “I want kids,” I’d say and then scrutinize his face for that “something you said just farted” look. We agreed, tentatively, that this sounded like a good goal to push into the five years down the road plan. Now it’s three years later and my clock feels like it’s ticking. How do I pass the time? As anyone would pass the time: A) reading B) scheming, which I’ll refer to as “planning.” Continue reading
Well hello there! Welcome to Crasstalk. Get back to work, you slackers! Continue reading