Law enforcement has been dealt some major setbacks this year because of their inability to effectively deal with protestors. This was epitomized by the UC Davis pepper spray cop. The non lethal options he had available to him were comically ineffective.
What he needed was something that would put real fear into protestors but without actually killing them. He needed the Sprayser™. The Crasstalk research and development team has been hard at work on the Sprayser since they first heard about the Occupy Movement. Now it is ready for general use. Read on to see the Sprayser in all of its glory.
As seen here the Sprayser combines the stinging and burning of pepper spray with the incapacitation and shocking effectiveness of the Taser.
The first thing the unruly protester feels is a burning sensation as the spray nozzle is opened and the compressed CO2 forces the spray out with enough force to push the particles deep into the eyes, nose and mouth. After 1.5 seconds of spraying the subject is disoriented but still fighting (possibly chanting) and this is when the dual electrode voltage delivery system is deployed. The electrodes are designed to pierce several layers of clothing and find skin. They are barbed so they don’t come out. Once they make contact the electrodes deliver an incapacitating shock. But what makes the Sprayser even more effective is the shock opens up the pores and membranes allowing the still shooting stream of pepper spray to more easily enter the combatant’s system.
This patent pending dual action system will make those hippies think twice about linking arms. On first sight most rhythmic drumming has been observed to stop immediately. Though the smell of patchouli is known to linger for hours, the hippies will be long gone or in jail still writhing.
No longer will your law enforcement squads be scoffed at, now they will have the ability to instantly strike fear into the hearts (and membranes) of those who are gathered.
