2013 MTV Video Music Awards Live Blog

moon-manThe last time I watched the MTV VMAs it was to live blog it for you people. I had a good time watching and making fun… I think. Though from what I remember there were lots of fast cuts and it was clearly geared at people younger than me. I didn’t feel the need to watch it last year, but the rumors of an *NSYNC reunion have piqued my interest. I guess I have to watch and see if it actually happens.

You win MTV!

I’ll be posting here and responding to comments. Can’t wait to see what everyone thinks!

Obviously, there will be spoilers after the jump. Continue reading →

Breaking Bad Open Thread: “Confessions”

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Two episodes down, six more to go including tonight’s, “Confessions.” So who’s confessing what? On AMC’s Talking Bad last week, a version of the screencap above was shown, but it more clearly depicted two empty seats (with set places) at the table. Are Skyler and Walt going to be confessing everything to Marie and Hank? Continue reading →

Millennials Distilled into Infographic Form

Quick, how many types of millennials are there? If you answered seven then you’re right, or something, whatever, stop hassling me and let me play my video games.

Mint.com has put together this handy infographic for old people to explain what the seven types of millenials are and all the different ways they’re unemployed or live in their mom’s basement. Continue reading →

Colorado Legislator Connects Fried Chicken to Black Race Demise, Old Stereotype Still Has Pulse

Oh, that’s just what we all need. A Republican (naturally) Colorado state senator who praises all that scrumptious, finger lickin good barbecue and chicken but only to the extent that it kills the black race. What a pity that all those dangblasted grease eaters are taken out by luscious, innocuous Hallelujah chicken that’s completely safe when put in the hands of white people! And if it isn’t the sickle-cell anemia and diaUHBEETUS sent to reduce the black race to rubble, just like racist spirit guide and bigoted butter-rich cage fighter, Paula Deen, would say, then apparently it’s the chicken. Continue reading →