Happy May Day, You Dirty Commies

Today is International Workers’ Day, where the fascists of the world unite in oppressing the 1% by forming unions and buying crack with their welfare check. F’real. I read it on Drudge Report and Lucianne.com. I hear Rush Limbaugh is dedicating a whole hour to it today.

Let’s take a page out of the GOP playbook by making false equivalencies regarding socialism, fascism, and communism coming to a United States government near you!

Conservatives hate fascism so much that they want to restrict traffic in and out of womens’ vaginae with democratically enacted laws, allowing women the freedom to have babies unencumbered with difficult choices or medical privacy. Wheeee!

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