Here we go! This one is actually going to be good. First we have Arizona, center of the wing-nut universe. Chief of Bat-Shit Crazy, Jan Brewer, has endorsed Mitt Romney and he is in the lead in the latest polls. Unless Rick Santorum can have him deported by a gay deputy, it looks like Mitt will take the delegates.
However, tonight’s main event is clearly the Michigan Primary. Rick is breathing down Mitt’s neck in the hopes of pulling an upset in Romney’s home state. A Santorum victory will rock the Republican establishment’s faith in Mittens and make a general clusterfuck out of the primary race. Please, please, please tell me this will happen. If Santorum pulls this off we can look forward to calls for a brokered convention and The Grand Inquisitor will be one step closer to her dream Palin/Trump Republican ticket. I am already hoarding images for my photoshop file. Bonus points:The Karl Rove hysteria during his Fox commentary tonight will be utterly epic.
Unless I want to receive angry tweets from America’s Paultards, I am obligated to say that grandpa is also on both ballots tonight, even though nobody gives a shit anymore. Gingrich has skipped campaigning in either state, probably because there were not enough women with low self-esteem around in Phoenix or Ann Arbor for him to hit on while he was pretending that he actually gives a shit about the American People. Anyway, grab your popcorn and booze, it is going to be an interesting night.
