Monday Morning Headlines

 

Great Cesar’s Ghost! What are we newsy types going to do in a post-Weiner world?

This was still developing as of presstime — yes, even Crasstalk has a presstime — but Anthony Weiner is reportedly considering resigning. What may have pushed him over the edge are these most def NSFW picturesof him posing with a towel barely wrapped around him in the House gym. Weiner may have sent these pictures to a woman. Oh, Anthony. What a silly goose you are.

Mitt Romney’s the big game in New Hampshire today.

Now we all know Gabby Giffords is not a true blonde. Seriously, this is awesome. She looks so much better than I thought she would at this point.

Some people in Arizona are being allowed to go home.

The winter will not die. I hate summer. I want to find these snowdrifts and roll about in them nekkid. Refreshing.

Maybe the Bishops could, oh, I don’t know, agree to call the fucking cops when one of their own is accused of sexual abuse? Call me crazy dreamer…

We are so screwed.

The New York Times catches up to what started happening three years ago. #outofdate

This is a short post.

Hey! We’re powerful!

It’s the World Series of Basketball!

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