Oh, joy! This is exactly what we all need…another batshit, crazy dude who wants to run our country, especially one who’s homophobic, racist, and just generally some sort of nutty political wombat. The GOP is just awesome at hand-picking their representatives.
Rick Santorum announces that he’s joining the latest in “all star” candidates in a run for the presidency.
I’m not even sure Jon Stewart will be able to handle the various levels of GOP stew-of-insanity in this upcoming political season. Has he had a physical? What about Stewart’s lipids? He’s gonna need all his strength for this group. He’s already urged everyone to Google his favorite person, Rick Santorum, because it’s just a huge bit of irony re: his right-wing leanings when it pertains to the LGBT community and what appears when you Google “Santorum”. Fantastic! But more than that, take a look at some things he’s said about other communities in this great nation of ours.
If that’s not entertaining enough, here are his thoughts regarding his failed ideas on reforming Social Security:
“If you look back at what I did and when I did it, people can say… ‘well he may have lost but he didn’t flinch, he stood by what he believed in and he continued the fight to the end,'” he said.
So he lost…but he lost without flinching! Okay. But this isn’t a game of Punch Buggy, right? He has absolutely no chance of winning. None. Zero. This whole “running for president” thing is like an extracurricular activity he’s putting on his college application.
Let’s all take a minute to wish Santorum good luck anyway!
