Sex! Drugs! Scandal! Steve Jobs!
It’s a busy Friday morning, kids. Here’s what’s happening.
- It appears Don Draper would just love working at the IMF.
- Dominuque Strauss-Khan’s suit must be getting smelly by now.
- It’s gonna be frosty at the White House today.
- No one wants to be president.
- Arnold has a sad.
- Someone insane enough to marry into the Palin family. Anyone for a divorce pool?
- A new way to make the paralyzed walk.
- The head of Tokyo Electric Power Company steps down. What took so long?
- Trampolines: the new planking.
- Hey, fellow TV executives! Let’s throw a shitload of money at established failure Katie Couric! She’s failed to attract an audience for the last few years! So she’s bound to be a success now, right? Whoo-hoo! This will be the new Spiderman!
- Steve Jobs is Lord.
- Les Nesman is my idol.
Moster Lizard
