Crass Gossip: It’s Getting Ugly

This has been an ugly, scary week in the real world. Let’s avoid thinking about it all for a few minutes by looking at ugly, scary people.

• I’m not saying Suri Cruise is ugly. But I will say she is definitely her daddy’s daughter. (Dlisted).

• Jodie Foster loves dicks. Not dick. Dicks. (Popeater)

• Ricky Martin’s closet opened up and in fell a Jonas. (Dlisted)

• I’ll get excited when Gooch and Meat make out. (Popeater)

• I’m going to apologize (sorry!) in advance for this: I’m tiring of Tina Fey. (Celebitchy)

• There is nothing uglier or scarier than Courtney Love’s greed, unless it is my face when I watch this clip or her face just regular.

• So someone will do this to Jemaine, yet Seth Rogan remains spot-free? (Dlisted)

• Thank you, Jesus, for taking the wheel. Did this poor girl ever have a chance? (Bossip)

• These are the “before” shots, right?  Because I’m not seeing much Lancôme product here. (Pop Sugar)

• So now an SNL appearance makes it all okay? (Bossip)

• Tiger Woods makes it all okay on Fallon’s show.

• You know Reese Witherspoon’s face was ugly when she found out Ava and Deacon were getting a sibling the wrong way. (Babble)

• Theo says, “Do not eff with Dr. Huxtable. (Page Six)

• Sofia Vergara is not ugly, but her poor son is un-dateable because of her. What sane woman wants to have Sunday brunch sitting at the same table? (Pop Sugar)

• I was so hoping she’d have a girl so we could refer to it as “Raisinette.”(Pop Sugar)

• Non-ugly people get passes for everything. (Celebitchy)

• Why does this lead me to this? (Go Fug Yourself and YouTube)

• Do you do covers?