I’ve been wanting to write about the amazingness that is Craigslist for the longest time. You see, I love Craigslist. I love it so bad that, in the eloquent words of one Craigslist poster, I want the site to bring the popcorn and leave its panties.
So I decided to do like all great journalists and steal someone else’s idea find inspiration from those who came before me. In this case, I was inspired by Amy Blair’s excellent (and sadly defunct) Week in Craig column at The Black Table and (later) Animal New York.
So that’s enough chit-chat. Bring on the fuckery!
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I would DEFINITELY buy hundreds of t-shirts from a company that doesn’t feel proper spelling/grammar is important. Bussiness is booming, G.
You were drunk passed out on the sidewalk – m4m – 26 (Juniper St. a block from Laughing Skull)
So this is odd… But I figure it’s worth a shot. You probably won’t remember ANY of this but I was driving down Juniper when I noticed you completely passed out on the sidewalk. I stopped to make sure you were ok and ended up giving your friend directions and waiting for her to pick you up. You both are in town from Geenville for work. Anyway despite your outrageously drunk state you were super cute. So I thought I’d give this a shot. You were in jeans and a striped button-up shirt and I was in jeans and a black button-up shirt.
PS. Hope you guys made it back ok.
Awwww how sweet! Though yes, it’s true, picking up drunken hobos on the streets of Midtown Atlanta is considered somewhat “odd”… by stick-in-the-mud breeders! I sincerely hope this wasn’t a Crasstalk commenter. (It probably was.)
Looking for a Parrot head (Canton, GA)
I’m looking for anyone going to the Jimmy Buffett Concert Tuesday night who might want to share the cost of a limo…. Need to be at my home in the Hickory Flat area Tuesday around 5:30…. Please call 404-285-5855
People actually show up in limos to Jimmy Buffett concerts. This is a thing, apparently. I think we now know who the biggest baller in the Hickory Flat area is!
Any furries? – m4m – 27 (Woodstock)
Looking for someone to help me get into furries. I have a huge fetish for them male or female but don’t know where to start..Any help is appreciated!
If this post is still up, I am still looking for advice, thanks!
This poor guy. He really wants to get into furries but it’s so confusing and whatnot. Does the Phillie Phanatic give the San Diego Chicken the reach-around or is it the opposite? What is proper furry etiquette? We all have so many questions.
Georgia males and females wanted for study $100
An area research group will be directing a series of
focus groups.The interview will be on milkshakes.
Selected participants will be awarded with $100 for your time.
To qualify please reply with an email to [email protected] with your First Name and Age
They’re apparently doing some sort of “research” that involves paying people, and milkshakes. This is a dream come true. I just want to know if the interview will be “on milkshakes” or if we’ll actually be under the influence of milkshakes while doing the interview. Either way, I think I’m a suitable subject.
Great Sparks at Great Clips – m4w – 45 (East cobb)
Wow…. What a wonderful experience! You are of similar descent, also same initials for our names.
I am using maximum discretion, as I feel a woman like you has to be attached. I am too and that does not take away from the fact that there was such chemistry between us. I am intrigued by the fact, that your touch made me feel so young, and tongue-tied. I would like to think that you felt likewise.
Anyway, after all these years, I feel this urge to reach out to you.I would like to get to know you, via emails ,to see if there is an intensity in us that defies reason.
Please write, dear. I am a professional and would never , never harm you in anyway.
Sweet nothings
I like how this guy starts in all smoove and then goes all CRAZY EYES KILLA in like two seconds. Well played! I’m fairly sure “I would never, never harm you in anyway” means the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THAT. AndI love how he closes with “sweet nothings.” There needs to be a horror movie where the serial killer whispers that into his victim’s ear.
Luckily this missed connection happened at Great Clips, so some lucky lady saved $20 on her combo perm/blow-dry/mysterious drowning.
DOM/DOMME cpl iso live-in domestic/personal servantgirl – mw4w – 3644 (Northwest)
GREETINGS
We are an AA, DOM/DOMME couple in the Marietta area looking for a bisexual female who has an interest in the BDSM lifestyle, specifically serving a DOM/DOMME couple and family as a 24/7 live-in domestirc servant. Your duties would include , but wouldn’t be limited to: house cleaning, cooking(for a family of 6), laundry, serving as maid-nanny-housekeeper and sex-toy.
This is a live-in position, open to single bisexual females between the ages of 18-40, drug&disease free, no taller than 5’5″, no larger than a size 9-10 and doesn’t have children and has no desire to have them, If this is you, take that pulge into the world and life that you long to fulfill.
Where. To. Start.
First of all, I dig the formality of the all-caps “GREETINGS.” After all, this is a solemn moment in some young runaway’s single bisexual live-in baby-wrangler’s life.
So let’s just go over this amazing opportunity one more time: In exchange for taking care of four kids, doing all the laundry, cooking, cleaning and being their live-in maid, you get to be some floppy middle-aged couple’s “sex-toy.” I would love to be there in 25 years to when those four kids are reunited with their live-in nanny who not only practically raised them, but also strapped on mom and dad’s ball-gag every night. Life is beautiful.
