Geoffrey Chaucer doth humbly request that thou celebrate an old, middle, ancient, archaic or dead language on the first day of April. Continue reading
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I grew up near Kapuskasing (kap-us-KAY-sing). On the Mattagami River (ma-TOG-uh-mee). Not far from Opasatika (op-ah-SAT-ih-kah).
Thus, I’m used to peculiar place-names that are a problem to pronounce. Or so I thought. Then I went to South Carolina. To Beaufort. Which I pronounced ‘Bo-for’, as any proper Canadian would do. Nope. Bew-furt. Continue reading
The liberal elites at the New York Times want to point out to you that you talk funny and have put together a quiz to help you sort out where your dialect comes from. Take the quiz and post your results. Continue reading
The nice people at LinkedIn have put together a list of the most overused buzzwords of 2013. Also we get to wave farewell to the stupid words people used in 2012. Continue reading
Oxford Dictionaries Online, in a cutely written blog post, announced they were adding a whole bevy of online jargon, slang and abbreviations to their online dictionary. No doubt this is especially exciting news for English teachers everywhere. One can envision many a future book report beginning, “Bob Ewell is the most srsly vom-worthy character in all of To Kill a MockingBird…” Continue reading
Quoth Hamlet, “Words, words, words.” Welcome to more word-wielding wonder – more Inky Pinky, plus a new game.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of word wizardry. I thought I’d introduce one of my favorite word games, Inky Pinky.
I like word games, do you? Here’s one I invented years ago that we can all play called Famous Name Chain which is very simple and a lot of fun. You simply chain together names of famous people so that you can separate any two names at any point and they still are a famous name. The names can be factual or fictional and the people must be known by two names, not three (a la Sally Jesse Raphael or Martin Luther King) Confused? Here’s a very simple one:
Jerry Lewis Black
That’s a three-name chain which can be separated into the names of comedians Jerry Lewis and Lewis Black.
Here are a few more in increasing complexity:
4-Name Chain: Spencer Tracy Morgan Fairchild
(Spencer Tracy – Actor, Tracy Morgan – Actor/Comedian, Morgan Fairchild – Actor)
5-Name Chain: Ayn Rand Paul Simon Cowell
(Ayn Rand – Writer, Rand Paul – Politician, Paul Simon – Singer/Songwriter, Simon Cowell – Professional Asshole)
6-Name Chain: Raggedy Ann Frank James Joyce Brothers
(Raggedy Ann – Doll, Ann Frank – Holocaust Victim/Diarist, Frank James – Outlaw, James Joyce – Writer, Joyce Brothers – Columnist/Psychiatrist)
7-Name Chain: Jessica Walter Scott Walker Percy Shelley Long
(Jessica Walter – Actress, Walter Scott – Poet, Scott Walker – Governor, Walker Percy – Writer, Percy Shelley – Poet, Shelley Long – Actress)
9-Name Chain: Lionel Richie Rich Little Richard Benjamin Franklin Pierce Brosnan
(Lionel Richie – Singer, Richie Rich – Cartoon Character, Little Richard – Singer, Richard Benjamin – Actor, Benjamin Franklin – Founding Father, Franklin Pierce – President, Pierce Brosnan – Actor)
How long can you make a chain?