Are ya’ll ready for some hurricane? Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 storm today and residents of the East coast are getting ready for a stormy weekend. Be safe out there if you inhabit somewhere in the path of the storm. Continue reading
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Wow. It’s been a pretty intense weekend in Libya. The rebels have taken Tripoli and things don’t look good for Gaddafi. Also, I think I found Glenn Beck’s Libyan cousin.
Killer fish. Mayor Bloomberg wants you to labor through your maternity leave (get it? get it?) And Jackson the Homeless cat quietly plans his next attack. You give me a fistful of headlines, and I’ll give you the world. Continue reading
It’s Tuesday and hang on because here are your headlines. Continue reading
Well happy Monday. Here’s the headlines that will have you hoarding canned goods and buying ammo. Continue reading
Welcome and good morning. I know it is scary, but I guess we should probably see what’s going on out there today. Continue reading
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Thank God. Our long national crisis that actually never happened is over, and at last the media can move on to panicking you about some other bullshit. Continue reading
- By now, the fiscal apocaplypse may or may not have happened. I hope you have plenty of gold, which can you can use to trade for food.
The way radio used to be
The nation wouldn’t save much if pay for Senators and Representatives were cut in half, pensions ended, and health care eliminated, so that lawmakers had to buy their own health insurance. But it would be a nice symbolic gesture, no? What do I know. I write headlines. Continue reading