Monday Morning Headlines

The way radio used to be

The nation wouldn’t save much if pay for Senators and Representatives were cut in half, pensions ended, and health care eliminated, so that lawmakers had to buy their own health insurance. But it would be a nice symbolic gesture, no?   What do I know.  I write headlines.

  • I have no idea WTF is going on with the debt ceiling, so quickly was this story unfolding late Sunday into today. Read the Washington Post.
  • This is expected to totally freak out the markets.
  • Hey! If you’re gay, you can get married in New York! Tell me where you’re registered! And don’t just register for all expensive shit. You got to get some low to mid-priced stuff for people who just can’t swing a gigantic wedding gift right now. It doesn’t mean we don’t love you. And you won’t look down your nose at a handmade gift, will you? I’m studying pottery right now and I made this gigantic 8 lb mug with a crooked handle just for you.
  • Strange.
  • About time. For twenty years I’ve been sticking things up my hoo-haa and popping pills.
  • Fishy.
  • Where it is okay to drive drunk in Detroit.
  • I think ‘went a little RuPaul’ may be the best writing ever churned out by the Chicago Tribune.
  • My husband and I are known as ‘the noodles’ when we hit the beach with friends, because we love to float around on those long floatation devices that one can twist and turn any way you want so to enjoy the ocean. That is why I am very proud of
    Lake Lotowna, Missouri today, for setting the World Record for a noodle float. Rock on, dudes.

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