Killer fish. Mayor Bloomberg wants you to labor through your maternity leave (get it? get it?) And Jackson the Homeless cat quietly plans his next attack. You give me a fistful of headlines, and I’ll give you the world.
- Next up on the freak-out meter: the lone wacko!
- Good luck if you’re knocked up at Bloomberg.
- Casey Anthony blah blah blah parole blah blah
- New rule: You cannot tour by bus unless you are an aging rock band.
- This is just…nasty.
- The Underwear Bomber — pardon me, alleged Underwear Bomber — has been cleared for trial.
- Fuck you, Wells Fargo.
- The fish are fighting back.
