Wednesday Morning Headlines

Are ya’ll ready for some hurricane? Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 storm today and residents of the East coast are getting ready for a stormy weekend. Be safe out there if you inhabit somewhere in the path of the storm. 

  • East coasters are still going on about the pitiful little 5.9 earthquake, much to some West coast eye-rolling.
  • Pro-Gadhafi forces are still blasting away despite the fact that they have obviously picked the losing side.
  • All-time winningest NCAA coach Pat Summit has been diagnosed with early on-set dementia.
  • Want lower cholesterol? Shove these foods in ya then.
  • 4,800 homes have been evacuated in Lincoln, CA because a humongous tanker filled with liquid propane has caught fire. Yeah, that’s that short of thing you don’t want catching on fire.

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